New Mom At Work - Update
I couldn’t stand it anymore. I had to know. The need to find out was eating away at me.
I tried to be discreet. I stole surreptitious glances at her as she was putting the goods away, but couldn’t see anything.
Finally I let the curiosity get the better of me.
While she is away, I crept to her desk. My eager hands pried open the box and I feasted my eyes on the merchandise. There, nestled between 2 packs of ice was a tumbler around the size of a cocktail shaker.
Opening its lid, I saw “it”. And it was so…so…so…O-R-D-I-N-A-R-Y?
“It” is breast milk. This is the second day I heard J pumping away at her breasts. She seems to always be at it for quite some time, so other than what breast milk really look like, I also wanna know how much she manage to pump out. Of course, I could always ask her but this is not something you ask someone you’ve only known for 2 days, is it?
Yeah, I know, which universe have I been living in, huh, if I don’t know what breast milk look like, right?
Have I ever mentioned before that this whole concept of babies and motherhood is like totally alien to me? Anyway, I was raised on baby formula. No suckling at my mother’s bosom for me.
But, back to the topic at hand, I was kinda expecting breast milk to look like the ordinary milk that we buy off the shelves. I mean, what was I expecting, huh? Chocolate?
It just looks a little more watery. As for yield, it’s almost a full tumbler.
I didn’t take a picture to share. Geez, give me some credit here, folks. What kind of pervert do you think I am? :p
Tai Mai told me that breast milk really stinks and it leaves a very pungent after taste. Can any kind folks out there please enlighten me on this?
I can always do the verification for myself with J’s milk but even I draw the line somewhere :p
