The Organic Rush
Mom was caught by the organic bug recently and started fermenting a drum of enzymes using fruit skins.
Of course, in the initial fermenting stages, you don’t wanna open up the drum because the stench will kill you 
After that, there is the pleasant smell of alcohol.
There have been a few articles published about the uses of these organic enzymes, the most obvious being fertilizers. They can also be used to wash dishes, for hair care and skin care.
OK, I’m all for going organic and all that but I draw the line on the last few. There’s just something unthinkable about using garbage for hygiene purposes.
People have said that the enzymes can be used to cure age spots on the arms, so Mom can be found dipping her arms into the brown liquid once in a while.
Ewwww….
