Confessions of a City Slicker

This description fits Milady to a T.

When we first met, we were best friends.  You said so yourself, we may disagree and quarrel over petty things but at the end of the day we still go shopping together hand in hand.

I admired you for your strength, and you are a strong woman who knows how to bend with the wind.  Perhaps I should have seen this as cunning on your part.

Everything changed when HE came along.  What you see in him, the rest of us will never comprehend.  You are the only who sees any good in him.

To the rest of us, he is nothing but one of those vile, ugly, pathetic Orcs created by the Dark Lord Sauron in the LOTR trilogy.

Believe me, when this ship goes down, he won’t go down with it.  He won’t let the women and children go first either.  Nope, 100% he’ll be the first one on the life boat out of there and leave the rest of the crew to their fates.

Milady, has this pathetic Orc managed to cover your eyes with his shit?  Has his empty promises blinded you to what is plainly obvious?  Believe me, even if he would like to keep his promises, Orcs don’t have the authority to make any.  Their sole purpose of existence is to serve the Dark Lord.

Perhaps Milady is only guilty by association, but it is an association that raises considerable questions about your loyalty.  The Orc cannot be trusted and the fact that you take his side on everything is not helping your case.

This ship is sinking, no matter how hard they try to salvage it.  The rest of us have the good sense to jump ship early on.  I suggest you do the same thing and leave the Orc to stew in his own shit.

It’s where he belongs.

Today’s results finally showed the change that I have been waiting to see - 3 cm reduction from my waist.  Hurray!

So far my figures have been quite good.  I have been converting fat into muscle mass, therefore there are no significant changes in weight.  Once I start to build more muscles, the weight will start to fall away.

This is why it’s so important to get a body scan rather than rely on the conventional weighing scale.  Most of us will freak out at an increase in weight when in fact, we could be losing fat and gaining muscle mass.

I should seriously consider getting one of those body scan machines at home.

I also signed up as a distributor today.  Don’t worry, folks.  I won’t promote to you every chance I get.  I’m not one of those Amway people who act like a dog that has just sunk its teeth into a bone.

Since I do plan to take up the program for the long term, it only makes sense to join up and take advantage of the discounts that distributors get.

But I would highly recommend the program to people who are serious about losing weight and still get the necessary nutritions that they need.